The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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The power to become a JELLY

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The power to see through glass

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!