The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!