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the power to be powerless

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!