The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to be half invisible

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!