the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!