the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The power to predict the past

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to divide by 0

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anything Aquaman does

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!