The power to make the air stink

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The power to circumcise yourself

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the power to think with your mind only

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to be born again

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power to create a meme

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to meme 20% harder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!