the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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The ability to goatse instantly

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!