Power to sleep without eyelids

Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

the power to turn coke into pepsi

The power of never finishing what you sta

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

The power to have a stroke at will.

The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

The power to FLY when you're blind

The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

Ladder hands.

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

the ability to know what the fox say

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!