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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart
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Power to sleep without eyelids
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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt
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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep
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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style
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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...
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the power to turn coke into pepsi
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The power of never finishing what you sta
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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.
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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.
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The power to have a stroke at will.
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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip
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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.
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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces
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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared
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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.
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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.
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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.
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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.
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The power to FLY when you're blind
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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS
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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk
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Ladder hands.
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the ability to know what the fox say
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!