The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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A power level of under 9000.

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!