The power to run on water when there is no water

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!