The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to see into the present

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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the power to have no powers.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!