the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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the power to burp a fart

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!