The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the power of fart helium

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power... to move you.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!