The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!