the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to be your self

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to see through windows!

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!