The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to lick your own tongue

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to pee backwards.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to make water expire.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!