The power to eat soup with a fork.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to speak braille

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The power to sit anywhere

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to peel stickers

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!