The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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the power to

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to see through horses

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!