The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The powers of a burnt face

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to not watch south park

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!