the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!