Imortality.

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to fail at life

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!