the power to talk backwards

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to be powerless

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to fire my lazer

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!