The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The Power of double posting.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!