The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to talk to money.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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the power to control nothing

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the power to see through water.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The power.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!