The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!