The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!