being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to see in black and white.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power of walking on land

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!