The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to animate condiments

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!