the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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The power to become a JELLY

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!