The power to cancel your own powers.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to never orgasm.

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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the ability to turn purple

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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the power to change channel without the remote

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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The ability to park very acurately

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!