the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power to dickfart.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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the ability to hover

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power to eat chicken raw!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!