The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to speak in Braille

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The power to change your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!