The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to be half invisible

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the power to become pointless

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to die at will.

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The power to talk to money.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!