The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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to be bradley

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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meh.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!