The ability to float for half a second

thumb_up thumb_down +120

the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

thumb_up thumb_down +173

the ability to bend your leg.

thumb_up thumb_down +155

the power to shit bicks

thumb_up thumb_down +140

The power to clap with one hand.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to poop out you penis

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to be the ceo of BP

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to see your neighbor without looking.

thumb_up thumb_down +127

The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

thumb_up thumb_down +145

The power to make hats fall in love.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power rangers

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

thumb_up thumb_down +206

The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

thumb_up thumb_down +174

The power to teabag bear- traps at will

thumb_up thumb_down +80

the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

thumb_up thumb_down +162

the ability to go the speed limit

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

thumb_up thumb_down +173

The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

thumb_up thumb_down +146

The power to have no power.

thumb_up thumb_down +163

The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

thumb_up thumb_down +83

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!