The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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the power to not watch south park

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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LIME

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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Retractable teeth

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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Laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!