The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!