The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The power to have no power.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The powers of a burnt face

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!