The power to pee out blood at will

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The ability autotune text.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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Ladder hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!