the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to become pointless

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power to create a meme

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!