the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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the power to fire my lazer

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!