The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The ability to bleed lava

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The power to troll yourself

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The power rangers

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!