the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to attract black people.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to predict the past

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!