The power to see concrete yellow

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to smell any point in time

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!