the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to die at will.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!