Smoke vision

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The power of missing a finger.

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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Farting at will

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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Power to make other people rich.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!