the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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Power to make other people rich.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to troll yourself

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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the power to divide by 0

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The ability to bleed lava

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!