the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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Power to make other people rich.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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Farting at will

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to not have superpowers

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!