The power to peel stickers

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to speak morse code .

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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the ability to hover

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The powers of a burnt face

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!