The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!