The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to make the air stink

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the power to think with your mind only

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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the ability to steal oxygen

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to predict the past

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!