The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to be born again

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!