the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to fart at will.

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to read dead people's minds

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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power to have no power at all

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power to cure a ham

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!