The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to ejaculate at command

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!