- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to think your dreams are real.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

To never remember what the word if means

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to kill you self.

Pointless Super Powers